Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Shake the glitter off your clothes now.

I'm a pretty good girl. I don't cuss very often. (Even when I'm telling a story about someone using a curse word, I still say "bad word". Like a six year old.) I pray and read my Bible on a (somewhat) daily basis. I don't get drunk every night. I'm without question faithful to my husband. I respect my elders and treat others they want to be treated. Clearly, no one can be so perfect all the time. I must have a vice, right? Oh, I do.

VEGAS, BABY!

That's right. I love to gamble. The call of the slot machines with all the bells and whistles are like a siren. I hear that "Wheel! Of! Fortune!" and my heart starts to beat a little faster. And when I win? 

Thrills galore!

You know what else I love about Vegas? You can see the world without ever leaving the Nevada desert. (Have I seen most of these places- Monte Carlo, Venice, Rome- in their true locales? Yes. Is it still cool to see them in the bright lights of Vegas? Yes, again.)

Our home for the weekend.


Now if my husband had been there, loaded down with suitcases,
it would have been just like our honeymoon.

I've never been to Paris, but I imagine
it's got to be as pretty as this.

I don't remember the horse being quite so menacing
at the real Trevi Fountain.

God bless the U.S.A.

I'm also not much of a hard drinker or crazy dancer in my normal life, but Vegas seems to change a lady...(But not too much change! No poles were involved in any of my dancing.) 

This was the party bar...

...and this was the party tub.

Gold! Glitter! Stilettos! Nothing I would
wear to work!

Get it, gurl!

OSU Gurl.

These shoes were not made for walking...or dancing...or even standing.

The only bad part about Vegas? Leaving. 

Helloooo, traffic.

The commo's wife (...that would be me)
brought walkie talkies (Ahem...radios.)
 They were a huge hit. HUGE.

Mountain. Mountain. Desert. Mountain. Desert. Mountain.

Aaaand now...the world's tallest thermometer!

The sun sets on another fabulous Vegas vacation.
My wallet is a little lighter, but my gambling fix has been...um...fixed.
And my happiness level has been reached.

Until next time, Sin City!
(Not that I sinned. Unless slot machines count...?)

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

How do I love thee?

You know what? I like Valentine's day. A lot. I'm not just saying that because I have a man in my life (and have had him in my life for the past eleven years). I like the cards and the chocolates and all the red and pink hearts everywhere. (I have a pink heart tattoo, for crying out loud.) I like the cute decorations and the childrens' books covered in  hugs and kisses. I wore my red shirt and red earrings and heart necklace today and stood out as the lone "festive" bookseller. It irks me when people say, usually quite smugly, "Oh, we don't celebrate Valentine's day. We show our love for each other every day." I mean, really? Is that your way of saying I don't show my love for my husband every day because I do celebrate this holiday? "It's a Hallmark holiday." Great! Sell me a card, Hallmark! Even when I wasn't dating a special someone on Valentine's day, I still had my family. My dad would bring home roses for his three girls and we would all buy cards for one another. There was usually a dinner out for all of us, too. It's just a day to love and be loved. Sure, just like every other day, but on a way more public scale. Do I need Christmas to remind me that the Savior of the world was born? Nope, but I celebrate it nonetheless. Because it's fun. And it's happy. And it makes me feel good on a day that would otherwise just be.another.day. My husband is deployed (No! Really?) so I am without my Valentine this year. I'm okay with that. I have friends coming over tonight and we're going to watch sappy movies and eat all of the yummy chocolate I received today. I don't need my man to celebrate. Yes, the main focus of this holiday is a romantic love and it's not called "Singles Awareness Day" for nothing, but love is love. And I'm a lucky girl to have SO much love in my life.

So I wish all of you a very Happy Valentine's Day, whether you're with the one you love romatically or the one you want to love romantically. Whether you're with your best friends or maybe just with your best cat (or dog). It's a day to celebrate love so CELEBRATE.

It also didn't hurt that my very awesome husband
sent me flowers and a box of Godiva while I was at work.
     

Sunday, February 5, 2012

As is the mother, so is her daughter.*

Today is my mom's birthday. (It's also Super Bowl Sunday, but I didn't watch a single second of it. Well, that's not true. I taped it, fast forwarded to the National Anthem, saw my husband's regiment being filmed live from Afghanistan, and then deleted it from my DVR. Loved me some RCT-5! Oorah!)

The ultimate multi-taskers: Protecting the country AND watching football.


I miss being home to celebrate these milestones with my family. I've been around to celebrate just about every birthday anyone in my (immediate) family has had for the past thirty-two years. I miss the birthday dinners after church and the opening presents and the cake and ice cream. It's even more difficult now that we have a little one in the family who still gets to have birthday parties and doesn't understand why her Aunt Shoe (adorable nickname, right?) isn't there. It's just one more thing to accept when living the military lifestyle. I know I will never (never say never?) live in Ohio ever again. I also know that my family will probably continue to live in Ohio for the rest of their lives. At some point, though, I will live on the east coast again and that makes the distance now a little easier to bear.

So yes, today is my mom's birthday. My mom has always been my biggest fan, my biggest supporter, and my best friend. Really. I lived with my parents for a long, long time. We always got along so well. I loved our dinners out at whatever restaurant we could all agree on and I loved our nights when we stayed home and had dinner at the kitchen table. My mom would visit me all the time while I worked at my bookstore. She would stop by on my breaks, on my lunches, and just randomly passing through. (Mostly it was for the frappuccino discounts, but I think a little bit was to see me.) We loved going shopping together, and she could even convince me to go into Kohl's on occasion. (Anyone who knows me knows what an accomplishment that is.) Target, Old Navy, and a coffee shop (Starbucks, Caribou, or the local one down the street) was our normal, weekly routine. (I miss that!) My mom will go to the ends of the earth if she knows there's something one of her kids needs. I get my sarcastic sense of humor and my absolute need for a bargain from her. When I was getting married, she was the one beside me through every decision. Seeing her with my niece (her very first grandchild!) has given me a whole new appreciation for my mother. I knew she loved her kids, but you can see that love even clearer when she's with that Sweet Baby. I can't wait to have kids of my own so they can see what an awesome grandma (and grandpa- I never want to exclude my dad from that!) they have. My mom and I have definitely had our disagreements, but I have never for one second doubted she loved me. I know how lucky I am to still have my mom in my life. She's my texting partner, my shopping guru, and my good example. Thanks, mama. Happy Birthday from your littlest girl (the original Sweet Baby)!      

And she always wants to visit me!
(The nearby beaches certainly help.)  

* Ezekiel 16:44  

Friday, February 3, 2012

Survey says...!

Before there was Facebook, there was MySpace. I was so attached to that website, I refused to join Facebook, claiming it was a totally inferior social networking site. But as more and more users moved toward Facebook, and MySpace became a barren wasteland of lame music profiles, I followed suit and jumped on the Facebook bandwagon. (And I've loved it ever since. I feel no shame in admitting that.) What I remember most about MySpace were the silly quizzes my friends and I would take and post on our profiles. Quizzes that asked questions like "What was the last thing you said?" or "What do you see directly to your left?" You know, thought-provoking questions like those that really helped you dig deep into your psyche. (Or something like that.) It was mostly just a fun way to waste time. Since I have plenty of time to waste (I have tomorrow off! I never have Saturdays off! I'm so excited, I can't stop using exclamation points!), I thought I'd find one of those surveys and fill it out. For old time's sake, and in memory of what was once the Almighty MySpace. 


Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. Always. I don't want my cat getting in there and rummaging around while I try to sleep. I hear enough random noises without his help. Also, the monsters can't get out if the doors are closed.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Of course. Isn't that why they're there?

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Tucked in. Always. So the monsters can't grab my feet. (Do you sense a theme here?)

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I've been accused of stealing many salad dressing/bbq sauce/condiment ramekins from restaurants (and rightly so), but no street signs. Yet.

Do you like to use post-it notes?
I use them a lot at work. It's usually so I can write a note, telling people to read the other note I left in the official binder. A note for a note.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I never cut coupons. Don't even get me started on that show "Extreme Couponing". Those people are hoarders in disguise.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Um. Neither? Both sound equally horrific.

Do you have freckles?
Yep. They appear the most on the bridge of my nose during the Summer.

Do you always smile for pictures?
Absolutely. I have the ever-ready "Sally Smile".

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Customers with a sense of entitlement. Bad spelling and poor grammar. People who say "I don't read" as though they're proud of it. Crumbs on the couch.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes! Is that OCD?

Have you ever peed in the woods?
I come from a family of hikers and campers. And I don't mean RVs with a bathroom camping. So yeah. I have.

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
No. I'm not really a dancer unless there's some music and some liquid courage involved.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I chew my nails. A disgusting habit, I know. But I.Can't.Stop!

How many people have you slept with this week?
Well, this question seems too personal and completely inappropriate. But my answer is ZERO.


What size is your bed?
I think it's a Queen. Now that it's just me sleeping in it? Too big.


What is your Song of the week?
Ever since the Glee episode of Michael Jackson, there's been a lot of MJ recently. My all-time favorite of his? "Man in the Mirror".


Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Sure? I doubt my husband has ever worn pink in his life, but I don't judge.

Do you still watch cartoons?
Yep. ("Has anyone seen Perry?")

What's your least favorite movie?
Hm. Maybe "Pinocchio". It's weird and kind of lame. (Sorry, Disney!)


Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
What if I tell you and then I get some treasure and need to hide it? I would have already given my hiding place away and you would steal my treasure. (Thief!)

What do you drink with dinner?
I try to drink milk because it's good for me...but usually Diet Coke.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Sweet and sour sauce or honey mustard.

What is your favorite food?
Chicken enchiladas in green sauce with Mexican rice, complete with all you can eat chips and salsa. Yum.

What movie could you watch over and over and still love?
Every time "Last of the Mohicans" is on TV, I watch it. I have a love of Uncas. A very big love. Oh, and "Pocahontas". (Yet another theme.)

Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Another personal question which is also a little depressing. No kissing since August. Ask me again NEXT MONTH.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Do the notes I write at work telling people what to do count as letters?

Can you change the oil on a car?
Ha! Not even sort of.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Two, in fact. Both received when I lived in North Carolina.

Favorite kind of sandwich?
I heart sandwiches! My favorite is probably a Philly cheesesteak.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
A scrambled egg and cheese bagel sandwich from my favorite breakfast place, Bagels & Brew.

What is your usual bedtime?
When my husband is home, it's usually early, around 10. Since he's been gone, midnight or much (much) later.

How many languages can you speak?
English, Espanol, and Canadian.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I have three to my favorite magazines: People, US Weekly, and Entertainment Weekly. (Why yes, I do enjoy trashy info-tainment.)

Ever watch soap operas?
I've been watching CBS soaps ever since I was a little girl, watching them with my mom. There are only two left and I tape them every day, "Young and the Restless" and "Bold and the Beautiful".

Afraid of heights?
Not really. I'm a big fan of roller coasters.

Sing in the car?
Yep, especially if it's a long road trip.

Ever used a gun?
Sally Sure Shot, that's me.

Is Christmas stressful?
Do I work retail? YES.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A fry cook at McDonald's (so I could eat all the fries I wanted) and a cowboy doctor (Apparently, no one knew if that meant I wanted to be a cowboy who was a doctor. Or a doctor for cowboys. I'm assuming the latter.)

Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe there are evil spirits so I guess that would mean there are friendly spirits as well. Spirits = Ghosts (?)


Take a vitamin daily?
After being pestered by my mother, my husband, and my doctor- yes. I take a Vitamin D pill everyday.

Wear slippers?
I'm wearing my pink house shoes right now.

What do you wear to bed?
A USMC t-shirt that I've had ever since I first met my husband over ten years ago.

Nike or Adidas?
Just Do It.

Cheetos Or Fritos?
I lurve those Cheetos Puffs.

Ever won a spelling bee?
I've never been in one, but I'm an excellent speller.

Ever been in love?
Duh.

What was the last concert you saw?
My favorite Newfie band, Great Big Sea. They were awesome.


Tea or coffee?
Hot tea with Splenda and Half & Half.

Can you knit or crochet?
No, but I would really like to learn. I want to make cute scarves and hats! (Not that I currently live in a climate where I ever need said items.)

Do you want to get married?
I sure did and now I am (...finally).

If married, how long have you been married?
It will be two years in May...and I will be celebrating that special day with our cat.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Am I five?

Do you have kids?
I have an adorable cat named Mateo.

Do you want kids?
Definitely sooner rather than later.

What's your favorite color?
Pink, of course.

Do you miss anyone right now?
Same person. Everyday. All the time. Without ceasing.