Mocking boxes.

Do you want to see the two most dreaded phrases in the life of a Single Wife? (I mean, other than "deployment extended" and "R&R canceled"?)

Not even SOME assembly required.

I don't have a "team" right now, box.

And thanks for pointing that out.

Oh, right. My "team".

We got this, mama.

p.s. As adorable as my team member is, I'm still accepting help to build this stupid dresser. And the bed. And, oh yeah, the other dresser.